Saturday, December 21, 2013

Holiday Hookup Mistakes

Don't fall victim to making a holiday hookup mistake, no matter how lonely you are... All of the holiday parties, family gatherings and too much booze can lead you straight into doing something that could leave your cheeks as red as Santa's from embarrassment.

1. Don't call your ex for a booty call. This is bad on so many levels.

2. Don't sneak off to the copy room with the hunky co-worker  who you've been crushing, no matter how willing he may seem. This could get very sticky come bright and early Monday morning when the sun shines reality and the alcohol is no longer in your blood.

3. Never, ever sleep with the boss, unless...A. He's your husband. B. He has resigned and will no longer be your boss come morning. C. There has been a zombie apocalypse and he's the only man available.

4. Friends With Benefits can work--as long as it's not during holiday time. Everyone, even the bestie, looks sweeter through a blur of loneliness. Cry on his shoulder, yes, and with clothes on.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

What would you do...?!?

Have you ever asked yourself how far you'd go just to get something that you really want?

What would you do for $15.00?

1. Run naked down a city street?
2. Get a full-body wax?
3. Lick a strangers toes?
4. Eat a can of live worms?
5. Stand up in a crowded restaurant and sing Miley Cyrus's song "Wrecking Ball?"
6. Kiss your boss for a full minute?

So, what would you do?

I'd love to hear from you.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Freaky Toys

Shopping online can be a bit risky. Have you ever come across something you're not quite sure what it is?

Here are my questionable finds...Can you guess what they are? I bet some of these will leave you scratching your head (no joke intended).


2Fetish Fantasy swing stand - Swing by Pipedream

3. The Sqweel 2 - An Amazing New Sex Toy for Her


Do you know what all of them all? Leave your answers in the comment section.