Don't fall victim to making a holiday hookup mistake, no matter how lonely you are... All of the holiday parties, family gatherings and too much booze can lead you straight into doing something that could leave your cheeks as red as Santa's from embarrassment.
1. Don't call your ex for a booty call. This is bad on so many levels.
2. Don't sneak off to the copy room with the hunky co-worker who you've been crushing, no matter how willing he may seem. This could get very sticky come bright and early Monday morning when the sun shines reality and the alcohol is no longer in your blood.
3. Never, ever sleep with the boss, unless...A. He's your husband. B. He has resigned and will no longer be your boss come morning. C. There has been a zombie apocalypse and he's the only man available.
4. Friends With Benefits can work--as long as it's not during holiday time. Everyone, even the bestie, looks sweeter through a blur of loneliness. Cry on his shoulder, yes, and with clothes on.
1. Don't call your ex for a booty call. This is bad on so many levels.
2. Don't sneak off to the copy room with the hunky co-worker who you've been crushing, no matter how willing he may seem. This could get very sticky come bright and early Monday morning when the sun shines reality and the alcohol is no longer in your blood.
3. Never, ever sleep with the boss, unless...A. He's your husband. B. He has resigned and will no longer be your boss come morning. C. There has been a zombie apocalypse and he's the only man available.
4. Friends With Benefits can work--as long as it's not during holiday time. Everyone, even the bestie, looks sweeter through a blur of loneliness. Cry on his shoulder, yes, and with clothes on.
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