Conversation recently held on facebook chat before I realized I was visible to my “friends”.
Him: You're hot
Me: What am I on fire?
Him: You're sexy
(Now I ask you...how can he tell that? All he sees is my profile picture. Sexy is more personal than just a picture. It's an attitude, a personality and more. For all he knew that picture wasn't even of me.)
Me: How do you know that?
Him: I can see.
Me: Really? Where?
Him: Your picture
Me: That's not me. I'm really 300 pounds and a man. I just use that picture to attract a**holes like you.
Seriously now people, I am not on facebook to get picked up, to pick up others or to have a one-night stand. Just because I write sex scenes, sex advice and talk about sex does NOT under any circumstances men I want to share that part of my life with every idiot on facebook.
Heed my warning- you start chatting with me or sending me private messages with sexual content I will un-friend you and leave you in my dust.
Enough said- be my facebook friend but leave the sex to your wife who probably doesn't even know what you're doing. Maybe next time before I un-friend the pervert, I'll go to his profile, click on his wife's facebook page and send her a copy of the conversation. Yeah, that works for me.
Dawne Prochilo is an erotic romance author, freelance writer and mother of three. She's sarcastic, a real blonde and will fight to the death if anyone messes with her Mountain Dew or hazelnut coffee.
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