Thursday, April 25, 2013

Sexy Food

Think food is sexy? You're right. It's been proven that certain foods increase the libido. And if that's not enough, these foods are jam-packed with healthy benefits. Here are a few to try...

1. Asparagus has a new name, Seductive Stalks. Green never looked better than it does on these long, slender sticks. These libido boosters are full of potassium, fiber, vitamin B6, A and C, and folic acid. And if you eat enough of this veggie, it'll turn your pee green. That's how you know it's working. Serve it up steamed with a drizzle of olive oil, a dab of butter, salt and pepper.

2. Who doesn't love nuts? Almonds are known for being a symbol of fertility. Some say the scent of this nut increases passion in women, possibly why many shampoos and lotions have almond scent. Packed with fiber, magnesium and vitamin E, they will give you energy to keep going and going. Eat this nut right out of the palm of your hand, or drop them on a salad.

3. Avocado...the forbidden fruit. Yes, you heard right. It's a fruit and there's something about the shape that reminds some people of a woman's vajayjay. And amazingly, the pit looks like a man's jewels. In fact, the Aztecs named the tree, "testicle tree." With a name like that, who can resist? It's high in fat but the good kind, and men need this kinda fat to make testosterone. Dive into this treat.

4. Bananas. Not only is it used in health classes to teach horny teens how to use a condom, its shape should warn you what it's good for. Loaded with potassium, magnesium and B vitamins, it's said that Adam and Eve covered themselves in banana leaves in the Garden of Eden. Slice them up on a PB sandwich for a healthy twist.

5. Chile Peppers rate highest on the go-to-for-hot-sex chart (yea, I just made that chart up). The heat of the pepper releases endorphins which can cause a boost in mood and warming the inside of the body out, you'll have a sudden urge to strip naked. Make your tongue dance and your pulse quicken by putting a dash or two, maybe three, on your pizza or pasta.

6. Chocolate. Hell, I don't know why I love it so much, I just do. There's no explanation needed. Eat as much as you can and be happy.

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