Gobble...Gobble. It's Turkey Day. Not only is this a day where we can indulge in Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Sweet Potatoes, Rolls and Pumpkin Pie until we bust a zipper, it's also a day for appreciation.
We each have something to be thankful for, but let's keep this naughty. Has anyone ate too much turkey and felt like they could hibernate? Instead of sleeping the day away, toss in a bit of playfulness that'll make fond memories for years to come.
1. Breakfast is a very important meal of the day. Wake your partner up with a fruit cocktail, using your body as a plate and his tongue as the utensil. Fresh fruit is a great contrast against soft skin. Then invite him to wash your back in a steamy shower. Who knows...maybe the fun will continue.
2. Wear no undergarments under your clothes. When you arrive at the family house, stop him at the door and whisper in his ear, "Oh no, I've forgotten something." And then dramatically say, "My bra and panties." It'll be a secret between you two and by the time you get home he will be ready to ignite a fire in bed )if you make it home).
3. Use an extra helping of whipped cream on your pie. Half for the pumpkin and half for the, uhh, other pie :)
4. Show your honey how thankful you are for having him in your life by showing him attention. Massage his back then tell him you think he's still a bit stiff in certain areas of his body. Using your mouth, massage him in those "other" places.
I guarantee you by Thanksgiving 2013 he will be frantically wondering what you have in store.
We each have something to be thankful for, but let's keep this naughty. Has anyone ate too much turkey and felt like they could hibernate? Instead of sleeping the day away, toss in a bit of playfulness that'll make fond memories for years to come.
1. Breakfast is a very important meal of the day. Wake your partner up with a fruit cocktail, using your body as a plate and his tongue as the utensil. Fresh fruit is a great contrast against soft skin. Then invite him to wash your back in a steamy shower. Who knows...maybe the fun will continue.
2. Wear no undergarments under your clothes. When you arrive at the family house, stop him at the door and whisper in his ear, "Oh no, I've forgotten something." And then dramatically say, "My bra and panties." It'll be a secret between you two and by the time you get home he will be ready to ignite a fire in bed )if you make it home).
3. Use an extra helping of whipped cream on your pie. Half for the pumpkin and half for the, uhh, other pie :)
4. Show your honey how thankful you are for having him in your life by showing him attention. Massage his back then tell him you think he's still a bit stiff in certain areas of his body. Using your mouth, massage him in those "other" places.
I guarantee you by Thanksgiving 2013 he will be frantically wondering what you have in store.
My Thanksgiving is going to be boring compared to yours! Have a great one!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving, Brady. Have a little enjoyment today ;))
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