Secret Pleasures

Secret pleasures... we all have them. It's those naughty little thoughts inside our head that make us giggle. Those momenst of pleasure that we keep to ourselves. I have several of my own that I'll let you in on, that is, if you promise to keep my secrets to yourself ;)

Bridezillas is one of my secret pleasures. I watch it while I'm cleaning. One reason is, the brides are witches. I feel much better about myself after watching. Another reason, and this is sorta mean, I'm waiting for a groom to not show up for the wedding. Everyone deserves to be a little bridezilla while she's planning her wedding, but this is crazy. I also love Sister Wives. I could never be in one of those arrangements, multiple wives, but there is a certain understanding of what these women want. They want partnership, support and a huge family. The whole sharing thing, ya know in bed and all, is where I have no understanding. I mean, come on ladies, he stuck his ya-know-what in you-know-whos thingy last night. For some folks this may be a turn on, but not for me. I'm stingy when it comes to a partner's attention. Another guilty pleasure is watching old scary movies, like Halloween, Friday the 13th, Psycho... When the weather is nippy I enjoy cuddling on the couch with a blanket, a cup of hot cocoa (homemade) and a good scary movie.

Chocolate is a pleasure. I dip into the dark chocolate while I'm writing and I swear it boosts my writing. Pizza is another must-have. Lots of cheese, mild pepper rings and mushrooms. And not just any pizza will do. My fave is Giovannis. A pizza place that is an old favorite here in my town. It's been around longer than I can remember. The pizza is the best.

Shoes. I love shoes. Tall boots, short boots, cowboy boots, tennis shoes, flip flops, brown shoes, black shoes, three-inch heels, two-inch heels... I have almost thirty pairs of shoes and that's not nearly enough. I even have shoes that still have tags left on them. I will eventually wear them. I'd sleep in them if I could.

Sweaters. Doesn't everyone have at least one comfy sweater that they love to snuggle in? I have two that I'll keep until they are in shreds. They're warm, soft and comfortable.

These are just a few of my favorite things. What are some of your guilty pleasures?